Union shops are best

Subject: Fw: Unions


A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las
Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the
first one, he asked the Madam, 'Is this a union house?'


'No,' she replied, 'I'm sorry it isn't.'

'Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?'

'The house gets $80 and the girls get $20,' she answered.

Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the
street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His
search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam
responded, 'Why yes sir, this is a union house. We observe all union
rules.'

The man asked, 'And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?' 'The
20 girls get $80 and the house gets $20.'

'That's more like it!' the union man said.

He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a
stunningly attractive green-eyed blond.

'I'd like her,' he said.

'I'm sure you would, sir,' said the Madam. Then she gestured to a
92-year old woman in the corner, 'but Ethel here has 67 years seniority
and according to union rules, she's next.'