Four Catholic men
and a Catholic woman were having coffee.
The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is
a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him
'Father'."
The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a
Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."
The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal.
When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence'."
The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope. When
he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men
give her a subtle, "Well....?"
She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38D breast, 24" stomach
and 34" hips. When she walks into a room, people say, "Oh My God."
Friday, October 30, 2009
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