hillbilly vasectomy

After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was
>>> enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.
>>>
>>> So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that
>>> he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.
>>>
>>> The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a
>>> vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was
>>> expensive. 'A less costly alternative, ' said the
>>> doctor, 'is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks
>>> are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can
>>> (COORS), then hold the can up to your ear and count to
>>> 10.'
>>>
>>> The Alabamian said to the doctor, 'I may not be the
>>> smartest tool in the shed, bu t I don't see how putting
>>> a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help
>>> me.'
>>>
>>> 'Trust me,' said the doctor.
>>>
>>> So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a
>>> beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count!
>>>
>>> '1'
>>> '2'
>>> '3'
>>> '4'
>>> '5'
>>>
>>> At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his
>>> legs and continued counting on his other hand.
>>>
>>> This procedure also works in Tennessee, Kentucky ,
>>> Louisiana Arkansas, Mississippi , Missouri , West
>>> Virginia , Wisconsin and Washington DC