NY temp conversion

Official Upstate New York Temperature Conversion Chart

60 above:
New Jerseyites try to turn on the heat.
People in Upstate New York.... plant gardens.

50 above:
Californians shiver uncontrollably
People in Upstate New York.... sunbathe.

40 above:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Upstate New York.... drive with the windows down.

32 above:
Distilled water freezes.
Sacandaga Lake's water gets thicker.

20 above:
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves and woolly hats.
People in Upstate New York... throw on a flannel shirt.

15 above:
Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Upstate New York.... have the last cookout before it gets cold.

0 degrees:
People in Miami all die.
Upstaters lick the flagpole.

20 below:
Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in Upstate New York.... get out their winter coats.

40 below:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Upstate New York are selling cookies door to door.

60 below:
Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic.
Upstate New York Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it
gets cold enough.

80 below:
Mt. St. Helen's freezes.
People in Upstate New York..... rent some videos.

100 below:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
People in Upstate New York get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg.

297 below:
Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products.
Cows in Upstate New York complain about farmers with cold hands.

460 below:
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale)
People in Upstate New York start saying .... "Cold 'nuff for ya?"

500 below:
Hell freezes over.
AND
The BUFFALO BILLS win the Super Bowl.

Yea like that's ever going to happen!!!!!


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